Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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