I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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