did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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