so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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