Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
