I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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