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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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