God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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