Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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