i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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