Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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