if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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