awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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