I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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