: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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