You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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