I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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