i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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