The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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