shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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