I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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