At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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