I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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