Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i wish my penis had a tongue
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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