Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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