is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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