this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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