No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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