The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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