She said her name was "party"
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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