we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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