You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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