I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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