all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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