The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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