Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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