i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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