is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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