what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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