News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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