You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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