what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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