I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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