So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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