Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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