I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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