You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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