Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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