So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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