No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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