i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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