She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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